Catagory 2: Winds 96-110 MPH - Same as above. Just enough to blow the skeeters away.
Catagory 3: Winds 111-130 MPH - Damn, gotta get my arse in gear and put the hurricane shutters up. CRAP! The power just went off, now I'll have Internet withdrawl symptoms on top of everything else! Where the hell is my campfire camping coffee pot, and my Coleman and Hipolito lanterns?!
Catagory 4: Winds 131-155 MPH - Blows your house to hell and back. Occasional flying alligators may be spotted.
Catagory 5: Winds 155+ MPH - Scatters what's left of all of the shredded chunks of your stuff around the neighborhood (i.e. kiss yer arse goodbye).